2009年1月29日木曜日

UIR adapts general strategy based on current worldwide crisis

Fall 1992: UIR Minister of Propaganda Omar al-Jaziirahh announced today that in light of recent world events such as the outbreak of hostilities all over the globe, Prime Minister Marwan will authorize the creation of the Grand Army of the Republic (see below) to counter the increasing threat of the separatists within the UIR itself, and to promote the Republic's interests across her ever-increasing domains.


Prime Minister Marwan flew to Canberra for an urgent military meeting with his counterpart from Down Under, while he dispatched Foreign Minister Navi Araz to a similar meeting with the Kenyan delegation on the border between north and south Sudan.


(UIR Mi-35 attack helicopters in action in Northern Sudan)

In other news: Although there are questions about the safety of the Republic's ambassador to Hong Kong, he has denied all requests to flee to safety, instead volunteering to "stay til the bitter end" among his Chinese friends. Additionally, PM Marwan wishes to welcome the populations of Armenia and North Sudan into the safety and security of the Republic.

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