Hong Kong--In a conference today, Lord Tunnicliffe, and Chief Military/Foreign Policy Minister Artemis Grunwald announced "India is a foe not to be trusted in the least." Tunnicliffe further said: "We were mid-way through a 2 year truce and they [the Indians] were planning to break our agreement and take Western China, a major agricultural province with mainly women and children. Luckily our chaps inside in the Indian government gave us insight into the plot and we quickly neutralized the threat." The two gentlemen also commented on the Indian government and their plots to take Lanzhou "we saw that one coming," said Grunwald "we got the right men in the right places". Finally, they concluded with a stern warning to the rest of the world: "They aren't to be trusted at all; we came to the conclusion that they are out only for personal gain, and will stop at nothing to have things done their way. We urge the rest of the world, espicially those in proxmity to the Indian Ocean, to use extreme caution when dealing with the Indian government. They'll turn on you faster than a cup of Earl Grey Tea goes luke warm (and thats rather fast). Right now, they should be concerned if their minor bun engine was made." The two men left for a meeting with their naval and ground force commanders.
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