2009年1月13日火曜日

Eastern Russian Republic to appoint Jeffrey Lebowski as President


The only thing he had going for him was his love for White Russians. Go figure.

In a press conference after his appointment, President Lebowski was quoted as saying, " I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. "

In other news, preliminary reports indicate that Walter Sobchak will be appointed to seceratary of war. He, however, does not roll on Shabbos.

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  1. So this is the man our capitalist brothers have chosen to lead them! What better sign of borgeois decadence? What comparison is there between El Duderino and the glorious rule of Comrade General Taftikov?

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