Spring - 1991
After years of intensive research into global climate change, researches in Mawson have determined beyond any doubt that South Africa is the largest contributor to global climate change. These studies show that if South Africa does not change its environmental policies immediately, the world as we know it will end within five years. Said Head of Research Dr. Apartheidisbad, "The current levels of waste spewing forth from South Africa are so high, the water will flood every piece of land within the decade if no one intervenes. Left to its own devices, South Africa poses a threat not only to itself, but to the entire world. They must be stopped at all costs."
President of Antarctica Imapen Guin released a statement saying, "We have begun to mobilize all of our forces in order to destroy South Africa so that the whole world can be saved from their dangerous environmental policies. I call upon all members not only of our Antarctic nation, but of the world, to destroy this menace. They endanger not only our lives, but the lives of our children, our children's children, and our children's children's children, not to mention our beloved pets. When my son, Hesapen Guin, asked me what would happen to our dog, Checkers, if South Africa were allowed to continue, I replied 'Checkers would die a horrible, horrible death.' My boy burst into tears, and asked if there was anything I could do to stop them. To my son, my nation, and my world: I have decided to declare war on South Africa. Let there be no rest in Antarctica until they have been removed from the map. I call upon every citizen of Antarctica to rise up in arms to defeat the environmental threat that South Africa poses to the world.
"Our troops have already secured strategic locations in the South Pole and the Norwegian Dependency, and have more training to defeat the South Africans. I issue this lone message to South Africa: Change your environmental policy and leave the Antarctic continent immediately, and we may spare your nation."
South African officials have yet to respond.
oh no!
返信削除Excellent! QAEC supports all international efforts to confront global warming, even to the detriment to her own naval power, which, of course, would benefit from a few more open channels in the frozen North.
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