2009年1月22日木曜日

Egypt liberated in brilliant combined-arms assault



This morning, elite units of the UIR stormed across the Suez Canal, shattering the paltry Libyan defenses and quickly taking control of Egypt's capital city of Cairo. Within the next few hours, the remainder of Egyptian territory was under UIR control and General Mohammed Juhziz was appointed the military governor of Egypt until the situation is fully resolved and pacified.



UIR forces were welcomed into Cairo by joyus, cheering crowds, happy that the oppressive Libyan rule in Egypt has ended. We are still waiting for a comment from Minister al-Jaziirahh and Prime Minister Marwan.

In other news, the UIR Ambassador to the Soviet Union flew to Moscow today for a meeting with the Soviet Premiere...but once on the ground he noticed that the Soviets had been removed and replaced by the Eastern Russians...oops. He has recently been promoted to the position of Ambassador to the Eastern Russian Nation (in Moscow).

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