Ottomans Set Sail for Bombay!

In a recent turn of events of epic proportions, the Ottoman's Persian fleet sailed into the Arabian Sea. General Midic S. Hurton called the sailing a "huge victory" and claimed Bombay for the Ottomans. The British have yet to comment on the gaffe. In the Mediterranean, the British took temporary control of Egypt, luckily the Ottoman Empire has stored over a decades worth of sand and camels and will not be phased by the takeover. General Midic S. Hurton welcomes the British offensive and is honored to have such a large British force divoted to fighting the small Ottoman Empire.

Quality of Quantity....(the Soviets help too).