2009年4月7日火曜日

CHINA DECLARES MASSIVE SEA AND LAND VICTORY


In the capital area of Canton, China has declared victory across Asia. With help from 10 million German Soldiers and Sailors, China has mastered Asia. "Unlike Napoleon and Hitler before us," said Chinese Premire Mespeka Bul-Shet, "Russia was not too cold, and we had major success. We also did not need the major islands of Indonesia to build and build and build. We simply made victory. "

---------MESSAGE INTERCEPT----------INCOMING MESSAGE FROM USSR----------

Greetings my Cantonese comrades, this is General Vasili Zaitsev of the Soviet Signal Corps. We have disrupted your telephone lines and have jammed your radio frequencies, intercepting the above message. Comrades across Asia, this Chinese propaganda is a lie. They have not won. They will never win. Mother Russia is crushing them across the continent and liberating millions in our wake. Soviet and British forces are now working together for the first time in order to stop the Chinese menace.

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