2009年3月10日火曜日

SHEK TAKES COMMAND EARLIER THAN EXPECTED! PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC TAKES CONTROL!

Today, almost 8 years earlier than anticipated, revolutionary Chaing Kai-Shek takes control of the Peoples Republic of China! Many were relieved to see the glorious communist leader take the seat of power of the PRC. "I intend to rule with an iron fist!" said Shek. "Only through back-breaking labor can you find true happiness and satisfaction! Look what Comrade Lenin and his Russian People to the north, they find joy in their work. I say to the rest of the world, join communism, fight for the peoples freedom, and find joy in your work!" Chairman Shek had no further comment.

3 件のコメント:

  1. Chang Kai Sheck was not communist! He was a nationalist and ferociously opposed to Mao's communists.

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  2. in this reality, it is, of course, the opposite.

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  3. Alternate universes exist for a reason.

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