Censorship Laws Ended - Associated Press Returns

After much debate, the Associated Press has been granted to the right to publish its findings, as to better serve the Great Powers of southeast Asia.

Reports released to AP suggest that Russian forces will begin the conquest of Constantinople in the very near future, as well as conquering territories in Persia. Ottoman forces have pledged to defend their homeland, even while other forces move closer and closer to taking over Aden from British hands. The Ottomans also taunted the Dutch, whose fleets, say Sultan Midic S Hurton, look like s***.

On the far eastern front, information released to the AP suggests that the Japanese and French are allying together, joining as one to crush the Chinese behemoth that is quickly emerging as a dominant power in the far east. While the Chinamen have wished to refrain from hostile activities, that wish may not be possible.

Britain was not available for comment, but rumors swirl over conflicts in Ban and Kam.

In other news, here are two very cute animals:












--Published by the Associated Press: "Everything You Ever Needed to Hear"--